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Women all over the world hate her!

I could have made a checklist.  I felt like I had every token issue from head to toe and I bitched about most of them. A - Appetite... I didn't crave anything until the last month or so, and that was cinnamon buns.  I hated ketchup though for a few weeks in the beginning.  Actually I'm a little miffed that I didn't get to have the 3 am freak out that I NEEDED a cheeseburger from McDonald's and send Mike off in a snow storm. B - Braxton-Hicks...these damn "practice" cramps to prepare you for labour.  In hindsight, does not prepare you at all. C - Constipation...see previous blog post.  All the blood in your body is used in more important areas so pooping is not a priority.  Fiber, Metamucil and stool softeners are your friends. D - ??  I'm sure there is something that I just can't think of. E - Emotions...some women have it way worse than I did, but I sure cried at a lot of things: Commercials, Facebook posts, my dog, the fact that someone ate the...